A quick funny

For my mother who complained that I hadn't updated my blog in a while.

An Oscar Mayer truck full of bologna wrecks near two crows sitting on an old fashioned water pump. The hungry crows eat the bologna until they are stuffed. Both crows sit on pump handle and look out over the nearby lake.
The first crow says, "I bet I can fly to the other side of that lake." He takes off and flies half way across until he can't carry the weight anymore and then falls into lake and drowns.
The second crow thinks, "I can beat that." He then takes off and doesn't even make it halfway across before he falls in and drowns.
The moral of the story: When you are full of bologna, don't fly off the handle.